Since I know how much you guys care about your favorite blogger’s TV watching habits, you should probably know that I’m a big fan of Top Chef. And it’s all thanks to Padma Lakshmi here, who’s clearly the most appetizing reality host on TV. I keep trying to apply to appear on the show so I can finally meet Padma in person, but for some reason they keep telling me that I’m not a real chef. Apparently reheating burritos in the microwave at 7/11 with a nacho cheese reduction doesn’t count.