I’m not sure where Nicole Scherzinger is headed in these photos, but one look at that cleavage she’s got on display, and I get why she’s flanked by bodyguards. After getting kicked out of my fair share of strip clubs and museums, I’m still getting a hang of the whole “look, but don’t touch” policy. Luckily that doesn’t apply to you guys though, so feel free to continue licking your computer screen, you sickos.
