As Kim Kardashian continues to reconnect with all of her friends in the fashion industry at the Paris Fashion Week events, she’s also doing her best to make sure nobody talks about how she still looks pretty large after giving birth. Her method of choice? By shoving her gigantic mommy breasts in our faces and shaking them until our eyes pop out. It’s a pretty strong tactic, because I was originally sitting here, writing “Fatty” over and over, but now I just keep making squeezing motions with my hands while shouting, “HONK!”
